Giraffe Ballz by Moderator Kim

Zurich Augustus Emilo Giraffe Ballz just opened his giraffe eyes for the first time and gasped at what he saw around him--a life of happiness. OMG he exclaimed, I want to open a frozen yogurt shop. And that's just what he did.

Panda Ballz by Moderator Kim

This is Florence Panda Ballz. She is a member of the First Church of Ballz and sings in the choir on Saturdays. She also likes eating bamboo and making crafts out of the pieces she coughs up. In the summertime, her favorite thing to do is to wipe her ass on the grass.

DinoBallz by Moderator Kim

Chester Dino Ballz was the first Ballz animal to spawn out of pure happiness and golden wood chips. He was born in a small forest where no tree could grow because his flames kept burning them down. Oh drat! Chester now lives in a cave. He enjoys pottery, rap music, and watching The Real World.

Ball Ballz

Ball Ballz is the most athletic of all the ballz. He plays sports so much sometimes he doesn't know which game he is play. Is it soccer, basketball, tennis, or baseball? You tell him. He doesn't know. Oh noes! It looks like Ball Ballz has a black eye from all his rough housing. You should wear a helmet next time, silly.

Foxy Ballz by Vickie J

He lives on the outskirts of Ballzopolis, almost invisible to the citizens, keeping the rodent population in check. He enjoys karaoke nights at the local club, The Brown Fuzz, and also is a 2-time Boggle champ. His boyish good looks do not mean he is lucky in love...he is a swinging single and looking for a vixen to bear his cubs...

Mr. Tumnus Ballz by Wally

Have you ever traveled to a galaxy far, far away? Mr. Tumnus Ballz has. Have you ever traveled to Middleearth with six friends? Mr. Tumnus Ballz has. And, have you ever hunted for Aztec Gold with a bunch of pirates? Mr. Tumnus Ballz has done that too. In fact, there isn't much Mr. Tumnus Ballz hasn't done. Just ask him, if you can find him. What? What the heck is Narnia? You're so funny Mr. Tumnus Ballz!

Phone Ballz by Kim

This is Phone Ballz. Unfortunately for him, he always has ringing in his ears due to all the incoming calls. Phone Ballz and Monkeys Ballz don't get along because Monkey gets phone calls very late at night. Phone Ballz favorite thing to do is read but he's only been able to read very short books without getting startled by an incoming call. Phone Ballz is looking forward to a time when Verizon can come to Ballzopolis with proper service connection.

Evil Ballz

This guy wanted to be mayor, but he just couldn't cut it. He thought that just because he had feet he could rule the whole city. He treated everyone else badly because they didn't have feet, which is why he never made it to become mayor.

Donkey Ballz! by Kim

Well, hello Donkey Ballz! I'm so glad you could join us even though the internet at (unnamed company) doesn't seem to want to function properly. Donkey Ballz doesn't like it when you stare at his enormous...overbite so please don't. Instead, why not join him for a lovely game of Scattegories or Monopoly.

Hefalump Ballz by Josh

Hefalump ball arrived in Ballzopolis in a trunk. He was sad, confused and missing his hefamum and hefadad. It took a while for the residents of Ballzopolis to get used to him as he rampaged through the city on a couple of occasions because he'd been frightened by the mouseball. The Mayor of Ballzopolis had a stern talk with him and since then he has always remembered (because hefalumps never forget) to be gentle with all the other balls. He explained to the Mayor that he was shy and nervous and that he didn't rampage on porpoise. (Porpoise was very lucky as hefalumps are very heavy). He has settled in nicely now and spends his days knitting, singing "Great Ballz of Fire) and reading books (by Honore de Ballzac).

Monkey Ballz by WJ

This pair of bouncy bouncy monkeys are just messing around! Sometimes they get confused as peaches because they've got fuzz on their chins. They're such good friends that they always go everywhere together! They couldn't imagine frolicking around without one another!


Monkey Balls has won a "Most Favorite Ballz Award!!" Congrats to Wally for having fabulous Ballz!

Gremlin Ballz by Josh

This is Gremlin Ballz. Don't let his name fool you, Gremlin Ballz is one of the most creative and intelligent Ballz in Ballzopolis. Much like Michaelangelo or Aristotle, Gremlin Ballz serves as the town artist, poet, architect, and writer. His talents inspire the other Ballz every day.

Sleepy Zebra Ballz by Moderator

Sleepy Zebra Ballz is tired of the other Ballz asking him whether he's white with black stripes or black with white stripes. The truth is, he doesn't know. Every time he looks to answer the question he just rolls forward. Poor Sleepy Zebra Ballz.

Y Chromosome Ballz

What would Ballz be without Y Chromosome? Nothing! Here is Y Chromosome Ballz taking a nap.

Horn Ballz

This is Horn Ballz. No one really knows what he is but he seems to get into all the wrong places when no one is looking. And the spots on his face are a mystery too. Horn Ballz is currently missing. Oh no, stay tuned!

Mole Ballz

Mole Ballz can't see too well because he spends all of his time underground. And what's this? It looks like he's sniffing the ground for food! Hurray! Oh Mole Ballz, when will you ever learn

Poo Ballz by Brad

Poo Ballz, is very hard to please. Sometimes he just rolls around his porch and shouts at the other Ballz. "Keep your Ballz off my lawn!" However, he is known to give to charity quite generously ever since his wife was flushed out to sea.



Poo Balls has won a "Most Favorite Ballz Award!!" Congrats to Brad for having fabulous Ballz!

Rooster Ballz by Moderator Kim

Randy Rooster Ballz likes to cluck around the farm in Ballzopolis. Him and Moto don't get along though because he always tries to eat Moto. When he's not serving as the town mechanic, Randy does crosswords and collects stamps.

Tocomoto by Wally

Tocomoto is made up of 2 animal ballz, Toco and Moto. Together they form an unstoppable machine of hilarious stand-up comedy. Living in the southern hemisphere of Ballzopolis, Tocomoto enjoys hanging by the pool and writing fan fic about the Golden Girls.

Tocomoto celebrates

Tocomoto Celebrates the Season Finale of Golden Girls. What a perfect episode! Hurray!!!!!