Giraffe Ballz by Moderator Kim

Zurich Augustus Emilo Giraffe Ballz just opened his giraffe eyes for the first time and gasped at what he saw around him--a life of happiness. OMG he exclaimed, I want to open a frozen yogurt shop. And that's just what he did.

Panda Ballz by Moderator Kim

This is Florence Panda Ballz. She is a member of the First Church of Ballz and sings in the choir on Saturdays. She also likes eating bamboo and making crafts out of the pieces she coughs up. In the summertime, her favorite thing to do is to wipe her ass on the grass.

DinoBallz by Moderator Kim

Chester Dino Ballz was the first Ballz animal to spawn out of pure happiness and golden wood chips. He was born in a small forest where no tree could grow because his flames kept burning them down. Oh drat! Chester now lives in a cave. He enjoys pottery, rap music, and watching The Real World.