Hefalump Ballz by Josh

Hefalump ball arrived in Ballzopolis in a trunk. He was sad, confused and missing his hefamum and hefadad. It took a while for the residents of Ballzopolis to get used to him as he rampaged through the city on a couple of occasions because he'd been frightened by the mouseball. The Mayor of Ballzopolis had a stern talk with him and since then he has always remembered (because hefalumps never forget) to be gentle with all the other balls. He explained to the Mayor that he was shy and nervous and that he didn't rampage on porpoise. (Porpoise was very lucky as hefalumps are very heavy). He has settled in nicely now and spends his days knitting, singing "Great Ballz of Fire) and reading books (by Honore de Ballzac).